absolution
we play with the toys the gods give us.

/

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

(via youbestnotmiss)

slayerage:

CNN did a report on the royals arriving in New Zealand and being honoured with traditional maori greetings, and it was extremely racist and unprofessional. It’s all over facebook at the moment and there is now a petition demanding an official apology from the reporter Jeanne Moos. I thought I would share it on here in case anyone was interested in signing. I’ll admit, I’m usually not an advocate for this sort of thing, but I found it really offensive. These greetings are basically the highest honour visitors can receive from our country, and this report just belittled them. If you’re interested, you can sign the petition here.

(via utopianimagination)

Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Me: "Yeah..."
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-

c4tb0mb:

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

THE FELINE BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION IS HERE TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS BUNNIES VERSUS LADYBUGS SECRET MEETING CHAIN OF EVENTS TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF WHAT THEY ARE ALL PLANNING

(via garrulus)

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via latinkilledtheromans)

astolat:

liminalzone:

notwithoutmycoffee:

Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please

"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"

"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"

"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said. 

"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said. 

(via latinkilledtheromans)

penguintim:

Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies,
Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist movement is set back 50 years

(via latinkilledtheromans)